Magpie OR Just Misunderstood................

I'm not sure when it started, I mean don't I look the picture of innocence, and I've got my own toys to play with.  Why would I want anything more?



To be honest, I really thought this was a pillow.




And then Aunty June came and visited and left her bag on the stairs


And I absolutely swear it wasn't me who emptied it, I still think it was that ginger thing trying to get me in to trouble!


I'm sure you dropped this mum when you put the stuff in the washing machine, and hey do you really think it's going to fit me!


And you must of dropped the pillow case too


Nope, haven't seen any flip flops


Honest mum, I saw Stan playing with the kitchen roll!  I'm just tidying it up for you!


Nope, haven't seen the bin liners anywhere



What do you mean trainer bra mum!  I'm sure this thing will fit me soon!


And when I was at Aunty Sarah's, I was just helping out!

She dropped Jed's sock when she was hanging the washing out, I was just picking it up for her.


Clothes Pole?  I thought this was Hodge's stick to play with!


And I like to keep my teeth clean!


Dotty!  Has the Postman been?  Urm, I don't think so mum!


No of course I'm not drinking any of Grandad's drink, just having a cuddle













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