The Pigs
The one thing I've learnt about living in the country is, there are lots of pigs!
I wasn't too keen on meeting them either
OK I can do it, it's just a pig, what harm can it do me.
Woah! Where did they all come from
Bacon! Who mentioned bacon, no come back, no need to run, honestly I'm not licking my lips!
Hey guys! I was only joking. Honest. Scared, me? No of course I'm not.
See, we can be friends
Dotty there's something I need to tell you ................ you know Mummy is very fond of a bacon butty well ...............oh no I can't say - Mum will have to explain x
ReplyDeleteMum here ........... Facts of life I can do............. but the story of bacon. NOOOOOOOOO!
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