There Once Was A Bone
Now I'm not one to cast aspersions, but I'd say that my friend Pippa is the true meaning of gluttony! She eats all my treats! And I'm not exaggerating! "Mum, Pippa's coming round we'd better hide my treats............" Too late! "Mum, Pippa's got my bone!" "Pippa! Please let me have a little bit, don't eat it all." "Just a little bit Dotty, I'm having the rest." "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaase! Just a little more." "Snuffle, snuffle. Mum, Pippa ate it all. It only took her ten minutes to eat it. It takes me a week." "Don't worry Dotty, I have a plan. I'm going shopping today." "Hello Pippa. Dotty and I have a present for you." "And you and Dotty can share it!" "Ha, it's so big she doesn't even know that I'm eating one end of it!" "Brilliant Mum...